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Rhyme

2008-12-18T18:20:00.001Z

Nine and mine rhyme with line.

Incorrect

2008-12-11T22:57:00.000Z

Sorry, you lose!

Mad general

2008-12-09T22:51:00.002Z

"The moon people are not interested in this fight thus we are spared from their deadly gaze which is a big mercy indeed, as I have lost my lovely hat which would have shielded me from their eyes.

I want the pink elephants and green pixies to lead the charge."

Stop dancing

2008-12-08T23:01:00.001Z

Stop That.

Fact

2008-11-15T11:52:00.000Z

Anyone that can read this post can read.

My Self

2007-08-23T18:03:00.000+01:00

Just because I'm always thinking about myself that doesn't mean I should stop thinking about myself.

Two quotes

2007-08-17T12:45:00.001+01:00

I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself.

The person who said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

Longest word

2007-06-22T13:38:00.000+01:00

In its complete form, the 1185-letter word is:

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

Yakko's World

2007-05-13T01:00:00.001+01:00

Yakko's World - video powered by Metacafe

Fun Links

2007-05-13T00:25:00.000+01:00

Crazy Rabbit

Play Ball

Cows with Guns

Tiny Grow

Bear Tower

Manah Manah

Birds On A Power Line

Elastic People

Fun Quotes

2007-05-11T18:12:00.000+01:00

I don't know what you've been thinkin, but you better quit doin that stinkin thinkin, cuz if you always think what you always thought, you'll always get what you always got--Sherman Owens

If we're all God's children then why is Jesus so special?

Snacks are good in moderation.

If you build a man a fire, he stays warm for a night.
If you light a man on fire, he stays warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night (:D)

more later...

What?

2007-04-13T17:04:00.000+01:00

We need to go out shopping again, there's hardly any food in the house.

We? Who is this 'we' you speak of?

me

2007-03-31T19:00:00.001+01:00

i am naked under my clothes

Expansion Pack!

2007-03-30T23:37:00.000+01:00

Medieval II Total War Kingdoms

There's more, more, more, more

Bigger battles,

Permanent forts with moats! and stone walls, etc...

I don't want to live anymore if I have to wait...

*Walks off and falls in a pit of deadly sharpened toothbrushes made of wood and the same material that is used to make the owls which are made from the bits left over when they make toilet seats. The pit is 10 meters X 10 meters and also 10 meters deep with the toothbrushes at the bottom making a sort of spike pit except there's toothbrushes instead of spikes*

Why did you kick me?

2007-03-25T14:24:00.000+01:00

Do you know the saying "The blade itself incites the violence"?

Well, the butt itself incites to getting kicked!

Random Thoughts

2007-01-22T12:27:00.000Z

You can't spell conspiracy without 'piracy' and 'con'
(and 's', of course!)

everyone

2007-01-18T13:30:00.000Z

go to my forum!!! dont let it DIE >:(

Shut Up!

2007-01-10T14:40:00.000Z

Stop taking my silence away!
Give me back my silence!

I Love Silence...

Solitude

2007-01-06T14:47:00.000Z

McEwen: I often think that the people who chose a hermit's life or that of a recluse were simply autistic - I don't think that they were excluded or expelled but simply chose to opt out. What do you think?

Gamedude: "The reason we all stay alone is so that we don't have to be with idiots."

(Mum: this looks interesting - Hermitary)

Descartes

2007-01-06T14:35:00.000Z

Descartes: I think, therefore I am.

DJ: I think I am, therefore I am.

(DJ's Mum: I think I am, therefore I think I am...)

Learning

2007-01-05T21:26:00.000Z

What have you learned today?

(Re: City of Heroes) I learned that crime is bad because if you do any crime the heroes will come and beat the shit out of you. And I learned that cops are useless; they never do anything.

Anything else?

If you wanna talk, then send a self addressed letter, fully stamped, to someone who wants to talk to you. You are a Master Debater. Master Debaters have funny names...

Communication

2007-01-04T14:31:00.000Z

I don't want to learn communication - what I want to know is how to stop idiots from trying to communicate with me!

These Days

2007-01-02T10:50:00.000Z

"You should put on your blog how I taught you the Scotland's flag - then people will laugh at you."

"It sounds like you'd get pleasure out of my pain."

"That's the way things work in the universe these days."

One Dad

2006-11-17T12:09:00.000Z

Your dad phoned. He says he's coming over tomorrow.

Tomorrow? But I already had a visitor! More than one visitor a week is too much for me.

Well, a dad is not really a visitor...

To me it is.

From 1 to 10, how much would you say your dad is a dad?

About 1.

Communication

2006-11-17T11:42:00.001Z

Would you like cereal or fruit salad?
Yes.

Am I right in assuming that as we are not going out now you'll go out later on with your dad?
You are right in assuming...

OK, I'll rephrase my question then. Am I right in expecting you'll go out later?
Yes, you always expect something.

Free

2006-11-17T11:38:00.000Z

There's a TV add that uses the expression 'completely free'.
How can something be 'completely free'?
If there's 'completely free' stuff, does it mean there's things which are 'partially free'? Things that you have to partially pay for and therefore are not free? Because if you have to pay to buy something which is free then how can you say it's free?

Supervision

2006-11-11T16:05:00.000Z

Today I noticed this sign at Wellow Trekking Centre:
"The School Must Not Be Used Without Supervision"
Only Superman has supervision!
The rest of us only have normal vision!

Where?

2006-11-09T17:15:00.000Z

@Bristol
Bristol
England
United Kingdom
Europe
Earth
The Milky Way
Multitude of Galaxies
Our Universe
Multiverses
Infinity

How do I feel?

2006-11-09T17:14:00.000Z

Overjoyed!
The happiest in the world
because I am a Runescape member again

Philosophy

2006-11-09T17:13:00.000Z

I think therefore I am... hungry

I AM

2006-11-09T17:12:00.000Z

I am ME
I am a Being
I am a Creature of the World
I am a collection of lots and lots of atoms
which are made out of vibrating particles

My site

2006-10-31T17:05:00.000Z

If you go on my site you have to say something on the guestbook,
if you think of something to say when not on my site, then you have to go to my site

The U.B.A.

2006-10-30T22:15:00.000Z

I pledge allegiance to the United Buttocks of my Ass.

Course

2006-10-21T11:41:00.000+01:00

Do you know what course I want to do when I'm older? .... .... intercourse!

I'm 13 today

2006-10-18T21:06:00.000+01:00

Orange Army!

2006-10-15T14:03:00.000+01:00

Environmental Awareness

2006-10-08T19:41:00.000+01:00

Southpark - Smug Alert

Something random

Self-assessment

2006-10-08T11:43:00.000+01:00

My knowledge of rivers is nil.
I can only think of the Nile.

Meaning of Life

2006-09-24T12:11:00.000+01:00

to live
to shag lots and do what you want
to eat, sleep, drink and crap
to die
to be happy
42 (wtf?!)
to be born, go through loads of pain and then die

Hat

2006-09-21T18:21:00.000+01:00

Do you like my hat?

Gamedudean Quote

2006-09-21T12:43:00.001+01:00

2 B or not 2 B?

3D!

Sunday Roast

2006-09-18T12:51:00.000+01:00

JG: For what we are about to eat we give thanks.

Buddhist: This food is the gift of the whole universe - the earth, the sky, and much hard work. May we live in a way that makes us worthy to receive it. Poor chicken... may it be reborn as a human being.

JG: May it be reborn in heaven.

DJ: May this chicken be reborn as another chicken so we can eat that one too!

Unschooling

2006-09-13T20:19:00.000+01:00

By not being told what to do I'm actually learning how to be free and how to be my own person.

Old taste buds

2006-09-11T18:17:00.000+01:00

The older you are the less taste buds you have.
That's why older people can eat cabbage without being affected.

Home Education

2006-09-10T16:44:00.000+01:00

"You don't get bullied, you don't have to do really boring things that take ages and you don't have to go to really boring lessons where you don't learn anything."

Hideous

2006-09-08T16:50:00.000+01:00

Tibetan Star: I love you soooo much! When I look at you my heart melts.
Gamedude: My heart turns black when I look at you (you're so ugly!).

Bored

2006-09-08T16:49:00.000+01:00

Tibetan Star: I'm bored, I wanna go somewhere.
Gamedude: Go to your room then

Zen Retreat 3

2006-09-03T17:09:00.000+01:00

BL (before laptop): 'I'm bored, wonna go home!'
AL (after laptop): 'I'm not bothered whether to stay or go. I could stay for another ten days and not be bothered about being here'

Cinematic Natural Phenomenon

2006-09-03T17:06:00.000+01:00

The funny thing with with cinemas is that there is always one person who can't stop coughing. Last time I went to the cinema with my dad we were alone - it was just the two of us watching the movie and guess what? My dad couldn't stop coughing!

Zen Retreat 2

2006-09-03T17:04:00.000+01:00

PJ: I feel disconnected... on the outside, looking in, feeling disconnected
DJ: What? Are you disconnected? From the internet? I wouldn't like to be disconnected from the internet - I wouldn't be able to go online!

Speltabix

2006-09-03T17:02:00.000+01:00

I love weetabix. But I can't have any because they've got wheat. I wish someone made speltabix, which is weetabix made out of spelt instead of wheat.

Say yes

2006-09-03T17:00:00.000+01:00

Are you Gay?
Yes.
Are you homophobic?
Yes.
?!
Yes.
WTF?
Yes.
!
Are you?
Yes

I'm hungry!

2006-09-03T16:59:00.000+01:00

Three meals a day is not enough, you know I need more! I need about ten! Breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, snack, tea, snack, snack, snack and supper!

Crap TV

2006-09-03T16:58:00.000+01:00

PJ: Is it me or is TV getting even crapier?
DJ: It is TV

Boss

2006-09-03T16:56:00.000+01:00

DJ: Could you do something for me that I could do for myself very easily without using much energy at all? Because I like having people do the things that I can very easily do myself...
Mum, can you get me a cup of tea?

Zen Retreat 1

2006-09-03T16:34:00.000+01:00

DJ: I am shaking and I'm aware that I am shaking
PJ: I am laughing and I'm aware I just laughed
DJ: Oh, just shut up! And I'm aware I just told you to shut up!

Grumpy old loner: I am not laughing and I'm aware I'm not laughing...

Empathy

2006-09-03T16:32:00.000+01:00

Mum: I have a problem with waiting and queues, I get annoyed and irritable.
DJ: Now you know how I feel when I'm here waiting to go home!

Nonsense

2006-09-03T16:31:00.000+01:00

Why the heck is donkey-kong an ape?

Exercise is good for you

2006-09-03T16:28:00.001+01:00

Mum: OK, so next week you can focus on Macromedia Flash MX and try horse riding - that would be some good exercise
DJ: Yeah, for the horse!

Homo

2006-09-03T16:26:00.000+01:00

homosapiens
homoerectus
homophobic
homosomethingasaurus
homostayathomasaurus
homohome
homophobe
homosexual
homersexual
homohugger

Bilingual

2006-09-03T16:25:00.000+01:00

I can speak two languages: English and Gibberish
'Hampdarsutzyxxyz!'

Aspies & NTs

2006-09-03T16:21:00.000+01:00

'Do you think aspies should pretend to be neurotypical?'

'Why?'

'...to join the herd?'

'wtf! Why would I want to do that?'

Life

2006-08-22T22:52:00.000+01:00

Another thing that annoys me is
when people say 'life is short'
wtf?!
Life is the longest thing you'll ever do!

(I found this and the other 'stuff that annoys me' at funnyjunk.com)

Human Imperfections

2006-08-18T22:33:00.000+01:00

If practice makes perfect
and no one is perfect
then
why practice?

Purpose of Life

2006-07-25T15:49:00.000+01:00

Love life, get paid & get laid

Titles

2006-07-24T16:13:00.000+01:00

The untitled title is titled 'Untitled'

Zeus

2006-07-24T16:12:00.000+01:00

Zoologists worship Zoos

No-ose

2006-07-24T09:46:00.000+01:00

Stuff that annoys me

2006-07-24T09:44:00.000+01:00

(when I'm looking for something) I hate it when people say 'it's always in the last place you look' - because 'Of course it is! You wouldn't keep on looking once you've found it!'

Bollock Bollock

2006-07-24T09:42:00.000+01:00

If you never ejaculate then all the sperm builds up and the balls start to get massive and you'll end up having to be naked all the time because they'll get too big to fit in your pants.

Monkey Business

2006-07-21T19:37:00.000+01:00

Feet United

2006-07-21T19:32:00.000+01:00

Bollocks

2006-07-19T14:27:00.001+01:00

1: What's the relationship between Runescape and constipation?

2: On Runescape what would be good would be if you could crap and get constipated... and there would be toilets and you could do massive dumps in the toilet...

1: Yes? And?

2: Shit shit shitty shit

1: If you could crap then how could you get constipated at the same time? It doesn't make sense!

2: If I improvise then I have to make up any old bollocks because I don't have time to think of anything to say. So you can't say that what I say doesn't make any sense because I just made up some bollocks because I didn't have time to think of something!

PS: Please do not fondle the bollocks or touch them in any way

Oracle Wisdom

2006-07-19T14:25:00.000+01:00

The chicken came before the egg.

The cat says 'cat' and the dog says 'dog'.

And beware! The cabbage is both green and leafy.

Patch This!

2006-07-09T19:50:00.000+01:00

(or show me your patch)

Do you want to see my patch?
Let me see your patch.

Nice patch!
Let me see your patch…

There’s a hole in your patch
Let me patch it up

Can I feel your patch?
Go on then

Patch
Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch
Patch

It feels really nice and soft and smooth

You’re rather patchy, aren’t you?

Let me see yours.

The Almighty patch has been patched up
by the best patcher of the multiverse.

I’m patched!

Patch
Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch Patch
Patch Patch
Patch

Please discontinue to pleasure your patch in public
As I don’t want to see your patch
You should be ashamed of yourself
For showing off your patch
To the people of the public
Aka the public people
Or vice versa

Patch Patch Patch

Your patch is filthy
If you want to show it off
Then at least go and have a shower

If you don’t I’ll call the police
And they’ll come
And cut your patch off

Patch

My Name

2006-07-08T11:41:00.001+01:00

My name is Gamedude107 (also in Runescape). I'm not telling you my real name because it would be scary if you'd know my name but I didn't know yours.

Just imagine I'm walking down the road and suddenly billions of fans come round and circle me...( come round?! of course it's 'round' - it's a circle!)

Then I wouldn't be able to get home and play Runescape because loads of pens and bits of paper would be shoved in my face and all I'd be able to hear would be 'Can I have an autograph? Can I have an autograph? Can I have an autograph?'

Water shortages

2006-07-07T21:00:00.000+01:00

A way to save water when going to the toilet:
if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

The water companies should do their best to save water or be sacked by the government.

People should only use the washing machine when it's full, no matter what, even if they have to walk around naked, and they should keep the tap off when not using it.

You can take a child to school

2006-07-07T20:59:00.000+01:00

You can take a child to school
but you can't make him learn

A bath a week

2006-07-07T20:56:00.000+01:00

A bath a week is really good compared to medieval people because they would have only a bath a year. So a bath a week is 52 times as much as the average medieval person. If you think about it, that's a lot of baths (52). Medieval cleanliness freaks would have about 3 baths a year.

Paradox

2006-07-07T20:53:00.001+01:00

'Least but not the last' doesn't make sense because the least would be one so it would be first and last. Therefore it would be last because it's the only one. So it's a paradox.

'Last but not the least' can be wrong if you're the only one (see above).

Black Holes & Universes

2006-07-07T13:10:00.000+01:00

1) If black holes disappeared then, when they do the very point in the centre of it, it would create a new universe behind it.

2) What if all the particles that could be smudged in the event horizon would be pulled into the centre of the black hole when it was about to collapse into itself and disappear... then, when the black hole is really small, then the particles might burst free and float around the universe...

www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/hawking_prog_summary.shtml

Home Education

2006-07-07T07:00:00.000+01:00

How do I feel about Home Education?
Happy, happy, happy!!!
I don't want to ever go back to school. Now I have more time to do fun stuff and talk to people. At school I can't do either because I'm working all the time.

Castle Wars on Runescape

2006-07-06T20:54:00.001+01:00

It's amazing and really fun being a member of Runescape. Right now I'm trying to find a way to get rocks.

Squirrel-Rats

2006-07-06T20:52:00.000+01:00

Have you ever noticed that if you shave the tail of a grey squirrel it would look like a rat?

When is a good deal not a good deal?

2006-07-01T15:25:00.000+01:00

A Direct Line advert on TV says "when is a good deal not a good deal?" Never! That's impossible! Because if it wasn't a good deal then it wouldn't be a good deal and if it was a good deal then it would be a good deal. So the answer could be: "when it isn't a good deal!"

Anti-science Scientists

2006-06-27T20:13:00.000+01:00

I hate scientists who think and say that no matter what Pluto is a planet when it's in the Kuiper Belt and that's anti-progress/anti-science because they're saying they want things to stay the same way but science is all about change and new discovery.

Thoughts are random

2006-06-27T20:07:00.000+01:00

You can't tell me what to think about because thoughts are random.
Like in Jackie Chan The Medallion, on the out-takes, he's gonna say his line but he forgets and says: "I want ice cream." If you don't believe me and you were in my house I would prove it to you by showing you the out-takes on the video that I recorded. What would be better is if he said "I want ice cream" and someone came up to him and said "I've got some!"

Kandinsky

2006-06-27T20:03:00.000+01:00

I hate his work. It sucks. Its worse than my very first picture and if his pictures can sell for up to 1 billion pounds then my very first picture should sell for a hundred trillion pounds - £100 000 000 000 000 - because his art looks like a scribble.

Selfless people

2006-06-27T20:01:00.000+01:00

I hate selfless people because instead of 'me, me, me' it's 'you, you, you' and that's weird.

habbohotel assholes

2006-06-27T14:42:00.000+01:00

why do some people on habbohotel type like this: w.y d. w. t.p. ...e t..s
it doesnt make any sense and its just gay for telling people what to do.
typing like this is ok: y do ppl type like that its just wierd and typing like that makes u an ahole cos no1 knows wot u mean and its just dumb cos 1ce i had a boss who did that and he was ordering some1 to do something but he said it like this u s..r.h b. a.d r.id t.e. w.en i g..e ... sig.a. and no1 knew what he meant
cos he was such a dumbass

Laziness

2006-06-26T15:02:00.000+01:00

I don't want to write anything else, I'm too lazy. I just want to play games all day, eat, drink and sleep and go to the toilet.

Time

2006-06-26T14:56:00.000+01:00

Before I write something I have to think of it for a really long time if I was doing something really boring or 5 minutes if I was playing. Time flies when you're doing something fun, and 1 minute stretches to an hour when you're doing something boring e.g. school

American Evangelical Christians

2006-06-06T17:14:00.000+01:00

They are really weird if they think Bush is good. Why? Because of what he has done. He has invaded Iraq just for the oil and even if Iraqis had weapons of mass destruction America has loads more, so the Iraqis would probably be too scared to launch a nuclear weapon because America would just launch loads at them.
http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/C/can_you_believe_it/debates/godsarmy.html

Bloody bastards who think games are bad

2006-06-05T18:00:00.000+01:00

All you people who think that games are bad are bastards: 90% (at least) of the things I know are from games like Rome: Total War. The only bad games are those crappy 3+ ones where you have magic powers and stuff like Harry Potter because all you learn from those games is that Harry Potter is a fucking gay asshole! From Rome: Total War I learnt about Teotobourg forest and the Germans crushing 3 Roman legionaries. Meanwhile some gay noob playing Harry Potter is learning that he sucks at it and should have got another game!
Rome: Total War is the best game in the world. If you don't have it then you absolutely have to get it because you can go all over Europe.

Slugs

2006-06-05T11:57:00.000+01:00

How does it feel like being a slug?

Hard to move!

Girls & Nails

2006-06-05T11:52:00.000+01:00

I hate girls who think breaking a tiny bit of a nail is really bad. It's not like people are going to get their hands and look very closely at their nails and go "Urgh! You've broken a nail! I'm not gonna be with you anymore!"
I wouldn't really care. Even if I miraculously noticed, which is unlikely, I still wouldn't be bothered.

Ramdom Thoughts

2006-06-04T14:25:00.000+01:00

Strictly Come Dancing
Strictly Come Dancing is the gayest and crapiest name in the world. What kind of name is that - strictly - it's like saying 'come dancing even if you don't want to'

BOOTS
The thing I hate about BOOTS is the name because if you actually go inside BOOTS there's absolutely no shoes, let alone boots. What they should do is sell boots and shoes or, if they don't, they should at least change their name because the name is a bit misleading. Imagine you're in a town looking for shoes but you can't find any open shoe shops; then suddenly you see an absolutely huge shop with a huge sign saying BOOTS. Then you go in and search the whole shop but you can't find any shoes and it has taken you 2 hours to look through the shop. Then how would you feel?

MEDITATION
I probably don't need to meditate because when I'm playing games, instead of thinking all the things that I think about (which are about a million at a time) I'm only focusing on one: the game.

TOUGH MEAT
When the meat is really tough that means the animal was scared and all tense when it died.

The solution to people who are crap at their jobs

2006-06-03T13:34:00.000+01:00

Everyone should do what they're best at to make things more efficient. If everyone does what they're best at, then everything would be much faster and companies would make much more money because employees would be very good at their jobs - instead of having lots of people who aren't good at what they do.

Introduction to my Book-To-Be

2006-06-03T13:14:00.001+01:00

Please read this introduction because it has taken a long time to make it and people have worked hard. They at least deserve it to be read.

Note: everything in this book is original and comes from my mind. There's absolutely nothing copied in it, so you won't find things like this:

"BABY NAME BOOKS
Nobody has ever found a good name in a baby name book because most of the entries are things like Hadrian, Dylis, Mortimer and Binky. Oh yes, and Adolf.
The Collins Gem version genuinely points out under the entry for Adolf/Adolph that 'Adolph and the latinised form of the name Adolphus have never been common names in this country and received a further setback with the rise of Adolph Hitler.'
Setback? I'll say."

That was from Is it just me or is everything shit? The Encyclopedia of Modern life by Steve Lowe & Alan Mcarthur, and that was the only thing copied in the whole book - just to show that there won't be copies like that...

Thank you for buying this book. If you haven't bought it yet and you're just reading it at the shop, then fuck you because that's cheating and partly stealing. I hope someone goes over and stops you because they should! And for the people who did buy it, thank you because I get a percentage of the money :-)

I dedicate this book to me and all people who think similar stuff.

The bad news is that I had to edit this book because my mum (idiot!) kept making mistakes. And don't worry: she's not getting any of the money because I told her that she should get a good job so that we could be a bit rich and live better off than we already are.

I wonder how many people are actually reading this...

But if I do get rich my mum will have to get her own money. Then I can get a new PS2 because mine is getting old, or even a PS3 when they come out.

Adults are twats

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We should be the boss of our own lives. Why should we be forced to learn? Its just because we’re younger and adults want some people to boss around. If they want to boss people around they should employ people who work for them.

And I hate teachers who say "Do what you're told because I'm tired." If they're tired, they should just get themselves another job.

Punishments means unnatural karma, so its not proper karma. Natural karma is like when you stay up until 2am and you wake up. Unnatural karma would be punishment, like being grounded, and natural karma would just be that you get very tired in the morning. If you punish people they like you less and less, one day they might even rebel.

School is a waste of time. I learned basically nothing there: 90% of the things I know comes from games and people who aren’t teachers in schools. In the past few months I learnt more than I would have learnt in the last few years at school.

Why do people always pick rubbish jobs and then complain? That's just stupid! If they don't like their jobs, they should quit and try another. I hate teachers who hate their jobs and still do it. They should just quit and find a peaceful job where they don't have to mark work all night.