Rhyme

Nine and mine rhyme with line.

Incorrect

Sorry, you lose!

Mad general

"The moon people are not interested in this fight thus we are spared from their deadly gaze which is a big mercy indeed, as I have lost my lovely hat which would have shielded me from their eyes.

I want the pink elephants and green pixies to lead the charge."

Stop dancing

Stop That.

Fact

Anyone that can read this post can read.

My Self

Just because I'm always thinking about myself that doesn't mean I should stop thinking about myself.

Two quotes

I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself.

The person who said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.